I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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