what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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