You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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