Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
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Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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