Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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