we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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