By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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