i just made my gag reflex go away.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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