We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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