he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
