Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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