Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Congratulations! We have a period
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