I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Mom said you looked used
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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