..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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