He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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