But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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