Christians are straight up FREAKS
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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