Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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