Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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