you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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