Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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