Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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