Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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