I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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