Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Found the puke drawer
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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