you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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