Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
honey bunches of taint.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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