Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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