BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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