turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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