I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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