Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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