why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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