The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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