Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
dude. I can hear the air.
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