You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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