Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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