so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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