Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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