Say something about gay babies.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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