i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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He felt like a one man threesome
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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