We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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