our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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