you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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