My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yo dont text me then not text me
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
