Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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