Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
