So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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