I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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