could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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