It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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