From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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