i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I need to align my fucking chakras
There are leaves in my underwear?
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